(Source: sandandglass, via neil-gaiman)

Good lord the nostalgia.

(Source: iamdonald)

theonion:

Hispanics Expected To Become Majority Of U.S. Population By Middle Of Father-In-Law’s Rant

burdenofeclecticism:

this is the single best post on tumblr

(Source: catsbeaversandducks, via lemutsy)

mlb:

Justin Verlander, that was pretty impressive.

Yep, that’ll get you laid.

mlb:

Justin Verlander, that was pretty impressive.

Yep, that’ll get you laid.

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more, via fuckyeahdementia)

huggingharoldreynolds:

The Rams will never again lose an eating contest.

huggingharoldreynolds:

The Rams will never again lose an eating contest.

(via nfloffseason)

You know what we should do tomorrow? Keep drinkin’.

(Source: michonne, via furious-baratheon)

iguessijustlikelikingthings:

[glasses cleaning intensifies]
foxnewsofficial:

please

mfdaniels:

Rappers, sorted by size of vocabulary

A super-duper high res version is available here:
http://imgur.com/gallery/49pf3Ip

This is the latest version of my original project, Rappers, sorted by size of the their vocabulary via a collaboration with poster-site Pop Chart Lab. Here’s some background:

Literary elites…

austinkleon:

Saul Steinberg and Kurt Vonnegut

In A Man Without A Country, Vonnegut called Steinberg “the wisest person I ever met in my entire life”:

I could ask him anything, and six seconds would pass, and then he would give me a perfect answer, gruffly, almost a growl. He was born in Romania, in a house where, according to him, “the geese looked in the windows.”
I said, “Saul, how should I feel about Picasso?”
Six seconds passed, and then he said, “God put him on Earth to show us what it’s like to be really rich.” I said, “Saul, I am a novelist, and many of my friends are novelists and good ones, but when we talk I keep feeling we are in a very different businesses. What makes me feel that way?”
Six seconds passed, and then he said, “It’s very simple. There are two sorts of artists, one not being in the least superior to the other. But one responds to the history of his or her art so far, and the other responds to life itself.”
I said, “Saul, are you gifted?”
Six seconds passed, and then he growled, “No. But what you respond to in any work of art is the artist’s struggle against his or her limitations.’

Filed under: Steinberg, Vonnegut

austinkleon:

Saul Steinberg and Kurt Vonnegut

In A Man Without A Country, Vonnegut called Steinberg “the wisest person I ever met in my entire life”:

I could ask him anything, and six seconds would pass, and then he would give me a perfect answer, gruffly, almost a growl. He was born in Romania, in a house where, according to him, “the geese looked in the windows.”

I said, “Saul, how should I feel about Picasso?”

Six seconds passed, and then he said, “God put him on Earth to show us what it’s like to be really rich.” I said, “Saul, I am a novelist, and many of my friends are novelists and good ones, but when we talk I keep feeling we are in a very different businesses. What makes me feel that way?”

Six seconds passed, and then he said, “It’s very simple. There are two sorts of artists, one not being in the least superior to the other. But one responds to the history of his or her art so far, and the other responds to life itself.”

I said, “Saul, are you gifted?

Six seconds passed, and then he growled, “No. But what you respond to in any work of art is the artist’s struggle against his or her limitations.’

Filed under: Steinberg, Vonnegut

(via darksilenceinsuburbia)

zendontfret:

first time on /mu/ in forever and I think I stumbled upon the best thread of all time.