"Hi my name is Shelby and derp."

"Hi my name is Shelby and derp."

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I would rather watch the Ant-Man movie that Edgar Wright was making. The second he dropped out was the second I stopped caring.

(via furious-baratheon)

michaelangerlo:

omg

omg

everything about this

(Source: emiliogorgeous, via nfloffseason)

theonion:

Elderly Rite Aid Patron Stretching Out Conversation About Toothpaste To Prolong Human Contact

This is my life.
Aw geez hold on.

Aw geez hold on.

(via fuckyeahdementia)

mentalflossr:

15 Things You May Not Know About ‘Slaughterhouse-Five’
"So it goes," the book’s melancholic refrain, appears in the text 106 times.

mentalflossr:

15 Things You May Not Know About ‘Slaughterhouse-Five’

"So it goes," the book’s melancholic refrain, appears in the text 106 times.

Shh

Shh

(Source: vhshopping, via jeskeets)

Uhh… thanks.

Uhh… thanks.

fyspringfield:

Not following this blog, that’s a paddlin’.

(via mrjubes)

mentalflossr:

The U.S. Map Redrawn as 50 States With Equal Population

iraffiruse:

Smash bros is getting weird…

(Source: tldrwikipedia)

"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

— Aziz Ansari (I know what I said, but I liked this quote)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties)